A maid asked the wife of the house for a pay raise.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than I do?”

Maria: “Your husband said so.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook?”

Maria: “Your husband did.”

Wife: “Oh.”

 

        
        Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

        
        Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”

 

Maria: “No, Senora, the gardener did.”

She got the raise!