Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You can’t fit the blonde in the bowling ball.
A3: There is no difference. They’re both round and have three holes to poke.
A4: You don’t eat your bowling ball 
Q: What do a bowling ball [...]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde [...]

Anally - occuring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarian section - district in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Colic - sheep dog
Coma - [...]

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted! 
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone. 
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant. 
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair [...]

There is a blonde driving down the road in a red corvette. She gets pulled over for speeding. The cop goes up to her car and says, “Can I see your licence please?” The blonde, looking really confused, says, “Whats that?” The cop rolls his eyes and says, “It’s a little card with your name [...]