A guy has been pressuring his girlfriend for sex. Finally she says, “Come over for dinner. It might be your lucky night.”Excited, he goes to the pharmacy to pick up some condoms. He waits for everyone to leave the story and finally goes up to buy them. “You buy these a lot?” the pharmacist asks.
“No,” [...]

What girls say
…what they mean

Can’t we just be friends?
There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine, again.

I just need some space
…without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?
If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this [...]