A Cat’s Diary

    DAY 752
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
    dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
    thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I
    get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I [...]

Calling in Sick… A Cat Owner’s Story — Calling in Sick

  Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how
  legitimate my illness, because I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
  On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was to
  humiliating to reveal. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury
  [...]